I Don’t Care That You’re A Mother Jan21

I Don’t Care That You’re A Mother

When X Factor hit our screens last year Simon Cowell made the decision to try and keep away from sob stories and instead focus some of the attention back onto the potential ‘pop sensations.’ However as the class of 2010 were boring to the extreme (apart from Glorious Wagner obvs) this left the story writers and editors with so much time to fill that some of them actually died*.  Instead we ended up hearing about Rebecca Ferguson being a mother and how she missed her kids and blah blah blah. This has become a worrying feature of reality TV. Watching American Idol last night and any female contestant that had forced new life...

How I Would End It All Jan05

How I Would End It A...

Get ready for a grand sweeping statement: The most disappointing thing in the whole world is the bad ending to a story. A recent bout of bad and lacklustre endings have led me to this conclusion, with culprits across all forms of media. In TV the series ending of Doctor Who was a...

Five Children and It...

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXFiH2M6bsM And just because we love The...

The Worrying Slimming Down of Fictional Folk Oct16

The Worrying Slimmin...

As I walked into work this morning I had a pleasant surprise, a silver van adorned with all things Slush Puppy was parked ever so delightfully in the car park of the fair establishment that pays my wages. I was filled with child like nostalgia. This did not last long. As I moved closer I...

Hannah Spearritt Ret...

Hannah Spearritt- what are you now? In honour of Primeval returning to our screens in 2011, I’ve spent a rather pleasant evening looking at the beautiful face of Hannah Spearritt.Loved her the most in S Club 7, loved her even more when she cut her hair like a lesbian and started playing...

Old bag chucks cat i...

I’m still in shock about this. Some disgusting old cow in Coventry decides it would be a good idea to stroke a cat lovingly then toss it into a wheelie bin and shut the lid. 16 hours later the owners find the poor kitty and decide to watch their home CCTV back whereupon they find...