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Starring Paul Rudd, Sean William Scott, A little black kid, McLovin
I have always wondered how movie reviewers get to watch movies before they are out on general release. The answer is that they go to special preview screenings, so they can see it first. Happily, for this film a special screening was laid on for [...]

I love our trips to the Phoenix here in sunny Leicester as they always supply us with a cinematic treat we would not have seen other wise. This time our outing gave us ‘Otto: Up With Dead People‘ what can only be described as a gay zombie horror/comedy film with a dash of porn thrown [...]

Here I go again, my my…
Mark! stop that! sorry Mark
anywho, i know this isn’t exactly hot off the press, but twas my birthday treat for my parents to take me to the gayest movie showing at the time, so take a chance, take a chance take a chic-a-cha-chance
MARK!! I’m serious! sorry Mark :S
So, storyline: 20 [...]

Initially, I was pleased to be reviewing this, now I’m cursing it.
Poultrygeist is a low budget zombie-horror-comedy-musical-romance that’s so stupid its brilliant, and a nightmare to review if you want to avoid offending anyone. So, I’ve decided not to worry about that and just offend everyone.
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