This week the UK discovered how this proud nation would be represented at the most prestigious of multi national events -- Eurovision. Who would be brave enough to take this burden? Which poor soul(s) would take to the stage, sing their heart out and inevitably receive nul point because every...

I hate X Factor, what I hate even more is how much I love X Factor. I love that it makes me shout at the TV, I hate how manipulative it is but love feeling too clever to fall for it (then I hate falling for it, damn you Cowell). I love tweeting about it live and I hate the bloody Neon...