Wowsers! Eurovision is just around the corner and instead of putting finger to keyboard to tell you my thoughts I have decided to put face to screen. To watch the full collection of videos go to my YouTube channel (youtube.com/thisisdavidmorgan) And just because it’s hot (well apart...
Why I Think That Bil...
posted by Blackett
I’m sure by now you are aware of ‘The Joy Of Teen Sex,’ if not by personal experience but at least by word of mouth. Get your head out of the gutter! I am of course talking about the Channel 4 programme which pokes penises, shows odd sex acts and taught me that nipples can go...
Your body is rockin&...
posted by Blakeborough
There’s no denying that I would like a body like this. Both for myself and also on another ladyperson. Sadly this one has Kerry Katona’s head attached to it, so that is where this tale ends. If you screw your eyes up, or have eyesight as awful as mine, this sort of looks like a...
American Idol or JLo’s my girl.
posted by Morgan
American Idol has just started it’s tenth season and as XFactor makes it’s trip over the Atlantic stealing the Cowell and jettisoning the crown princess of the toon into the hearts of middle America, it’s time for a shuffle. The Big Dawg Randy Jackson is the only returning judge now that Paula’s gone proper tonto and Ellen decided she wasn’t keen on being mean. So they’ve brought on two new judges, and bloody well done FOX because these are J to the Lopez and Steven ‘face of a sexy Lion’ Tyler. The new judges have just the right amount of industry klout, rock-star mental and bubbly enthusiasm....
Mary Portas - ...
posted by Blackett
Mary is back and instead of improving one off unique boutiques, she has her eye set on the high street and the vacuous hole that many chain stores and ‘fast fashion’ have been creating. This is a subject that is very close to my heart. My world of work began in retail, a...
Tool Academy UK
posted by Morgan
First off, I love awful reality TV and so Tool Academy looked like it was going to fill the ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ hole this year, sadly I’m worried it won’t. Tool Academy is an American format, hence the tame American slang, I’d rename it Twat Camp. Twelve...