Favourite Metro story of the day: “An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed down his trousers.. They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man’s legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency....

Small dose of the homo news in my post today. Sadly gay retailer Clone Zone the latest business to be rogered by the credit crunch and has gone into administration. There is always the chance that it could be saved, but it seems that no businesses manage to get themselves out of the hole once...

On new year eve a group of us actually watched ‘Most Annoying People of 2008′ and unanimously agreed that the most annoying thing of 2008 was this programme. As we were celebrating the end of the year I confess that we weren’t paying much attention so when LiLoh and Ronson...

Oh dear, the poor Beeb has taken a rather large battering over the last couple of years, so much so that even dear old Queenie was dragged into it at one point. The BBC is a wonderful creation, I wouldn’t change it for the world, but as it is paid for by the public it is also under...

Look at how cute this little fellow is, just dont feed him after midnight or get him wet. But back in really life this is a wonderful discovery, this is the first of these little critters seen in over 20 years, found in the deepest darkest Indonesia. Scientists thought these little...

I am going to go and kill all women! I think you should put a gun to the head of any one ethinically different to you! And if they are disabled you should simply burn them…. If I held any of these opinions I would expect people to spit on me and give me a good slap into the 21st...