Here I go again, my my… Mark! stop that! sorry Mark anywho, i know this isn’t exactly hot off the press, but twas my birthday treat for my parents to take me to the gayest movie showing at the time, so take a chance, take a chance take a chic-a-cha-chance MARK!! I’m serious!...

Initially, I was pleased to be reviewing this, now I’m cursing it. Poultrygeist is a low budget zombie-horror-comedy-musical-romance that’s so stupid its brilliant, and a nightmare to review if you want to avoid offending anyone. So, I’ve decided not to worry about that and...