Your body is rockin’ but you’re still Kerry Katona

There’s no denying that I would like a body like this. Both for myself and also on another ladyperson. Sadly this one has Kerry Katona’s head attached to it, so that is where this tale ends. If you screw your eyes up, or have eyesight as awful as mine, this sort of looks like a sexy Joan Rivers. Goodbye libido.

Strangely enough I was looking for more info about the ancient ritual of ‘grabbing’ as revealed to us by Big Fat Gypsy Wedding but I ended up looking at this.

You can see Kerry showing off her body and face on Dancing on Ice on ITV1 which I think is on for pretty much the entire weekend.

Image taken from Daily Mail article at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1349098/Dancing-On-Ice-queen-Kerry-Katona-sets-temperatures-rising-sexy-photoshoot.html

I honestly feel dirty admitting I’ve even been on there.