Your Face is Dead

Hello everyone, anyone? Somebody? It is with genuine regret that we are announcing the death of yourfaceisanadvert.com. After almost five years of amusing ourselves and hopefully one or two other people we have decided that we need to focus on other projects. A big thank you to every one who...

We Can’t Get Enough of Eurovision Apr05

We Can’t Get E...

Wowsers! Eurovision is just around the corner and instead of putting finger to keyboard to tell you my thoughts I have decided to put face to screen. To watch the full collection of videos go to my YouTube channel (youtube.com/thisisdavidmorgan) And just because it’s hot (well apart...

Hidden Facts and Utterly Repellent Menswear Mar28

Hidden Facts and Utt...

Adverts, adverts, adverts. They’re the reason we started this blog in the first place. Unfortunately I seem to be the only person that cares about these two. One of them is extremely badly worded and the other is either a devastatingly stupid thing to do, or an attempt to get the ad...

Who Is Jessie J? Mar07

Who Is Jessie J?

  Jessie J, Jessie J, Jessie J what exactly are you? This is the question I have been asking myself since her second single ‘Price Tag’ entered the airwaves. When the first rumblings were hitting the internet about Jessie J she was being touted as the UK Gaga - a singer...

Eurovision – Blue Jan31

Eurovision - B...

This week the UK discovered how this proud nation would be represented at the most prestigious of multi national events - Eurovision. Who would be brave enough to take this burden? Which poor soul(s) would take to the stage, sing their heart out and inevitably receive nul point because...

Why I Think That Billie Is An Odious Cretin Jan29

Why I Think That Bil...

I’m sure by now you are aware of ‘The Joy Of Teen Sex,’ if not by personal experience but at least by word of mouth. Get your head out of the gutter! I am of course talking about the Channel 4 programme which pokes penises, shows odd sex acts and taught me that nipples can go...

We miss you Heath Ledger Jan22

We miss you Heath Le...

Somehow it’s been 3 whole years since Heath Ledger was found dead of an accidental prescription drug overdose. He was in some utter shite (A Knight’s Tale) but with Brokeback Mountain, The Dark Knight and The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus he was really starting to be in some...