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Favourite Metro story of the day:
“An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed down his trousers..
They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man’s legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and [...]

I’m late. There’s a surprise.
But shut up you non-believers-in-me, soon it seems you will be hearing my dulcet tones on a podcast so that should more than satisfy you. Besides I was too busy on Saturday being molested by Coffield Brown and finding out that come the zombie apocalypse, both Morgan and Blackett feel I [...]

Exaggerated news story of the day….
“Lohan Takes Dip In Pool of Death”
Hoping for a story about liquidised zombies, a severed hand, and Lohan’s new script for Saw XCVII? Prepare to be disappointed.
(I feel we must cover her every move now after the ruccus this post caused)

Well, it was going to be a huge (and day late) post about Adaptation, but I couldn’t very well let this pass could I?
“A man who posted a blog detailing a fantasy kidnap, rape and murder of pop group Girls Aloud is being prosecuted. Darryn Walker, a 35-year-old civil servant, published a 12 page story [...]

Contrary to popular belief, I am still here. I’d love to say its been a whirlwind of parties and yachts daaaaaaaarlink, but this would be a lie.
Anyway, I felt compelled to complain today. Poor old Amy Winehouse, as much as she has brought it all upon herself, is getting it in the neck again today [...]

A couple of weeks ago the Metro released a mildly offensive cartoon that relied on age old stereotypes of the gay men which caused a rather large debate here. And it looks as though they are doing the same again. Oh well.

Now this was in the Metro today, now I thought this was mildly homophobic. But its up to you to decide, homophobic, or light hearted comic strip for the morning bus? Answers on a post card or or in the comments section below.
And as we have decided that we are going to be more vocal [...]