Tag Archives: Metro
Man smuggles pigeons
Favourite Metro story of the day: “An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed down his trousers.. They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man’s legs with a pair of tights, … Continue reading
Claire’s Affairs mark:1
I’m late. There’s a surprise. But shut up you non-believers-in-me, soon it seems you will be hearing my dulcet tones on a podcast so that should more than satisfy you. Besides I was too busy on Saturday being molested by … Continue reading
Posted in BBC, Columns, Features, Media/News, Stuff
Tagged airbrushing, BBC, jeremy clarkson, jonathan ross, kate winslet, Metro, russell, strange complaining, vanity fair
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Pool of Death
Exaggerated news story of the day…. “Lohan Takes Dip In Pool of Death” Hoping for a story about liquidised zombies, a severed hand, and Lohan’s new script for Saw XCVII? Prepare to be disappointed. (I feel we must cover her … Continue reading
Posted in Features, Little Posts, News, Stuff
Tagged Lindsay Lohan, Metro, pool of death, severed hand
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Scary Porn Murder Blog(?)
Well, it was going to be a huge (and day late) post about Adaptation, but I couldn’t very well let this pass could I? “A man who posted a blog detailing a fantasy kidnap, rape and murder of pop group … Continue reading
Amy Winehouse
Contrary to popular belief, I am still here. I’d love to say its been a whirlwind of parties and yachts daaaaaaaarlink, but this would be a lie. Anyway, I felt compelled to complain today. Poor old Amy Winehouse, as much … Continue reading
Metro Hates Gay: FACT……well they don’t but I made you look
A couple of weeks ago the Metro released a mildly offensive cartoon that relied on age old stereotypes of the gay men which caused a rather large debate here. And it looks as though they are doing the same again. … Continue reading
You Decide: Is The Metro Homophobic Or Not…
Now this was in the Metro today, now I thought this was mildly homophobic. But its up to you to decide, homophobic, or light hearted comic strip for the morning bus? Answers on a post card or or in the … Continue reading
