Favourite Metro story of the day: “An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed down his trousers.. They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man’s legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency....

I’m late. There’s a surprise. But shut up you non-believers-in-me, soon it seems you will be hearing my dulcet tones on a podcast so that should more than satisfy you. Besides I was too busy on Saturday being molested by Coffield Brown and finding out that come the zombie...

Exaggerated news story of the day…. “Lohan Takes Dip In Pool of Death” Hoping for a story about liquidised zombies, a severed hand, and Lohan’s new script for Saw XCVII? Prepare to be disappointed. (I feel we must cover her every move now after the ruccus this post...

Well, it was going to be a huge (and day late) post about Adaptation, but I couldn’t very well let this pass could I? “A man who posted a blog detailing a fantasy kidnap, rape and murder of pop group Girls Aloud is being prosecuted. Darryn Walker, a 35-year-old civil servant,...

Contrary to popular belief, I am still here. I’d love to say its been a whirlwind of parties and yachts daaaaaaaarlink, but this would be a lie. Anyway, I felt compelled to complain today. Poor old Amy Winehouse, as much as she has brought it all upon herself, is getting it in the neck...