Short and late one this time. My affair of the week is Britney. I love this woman. When she first came out I was young and confused and thought she was Buffy in ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’. Then she was all on the moon and jumping around a beach with a big red ball. Then she got...

Hello, welcome back. I’m angry, so angry I’d be awesome on a Panel Show, being deliberately twatty and sarchastic about everything, nothing is good, nothing and I could amusingly tell the nation from behind a desk. Or I could seethe for a little bit at home and spend more time...

This week- as it does seem to be looming alarmingly soon again- its a Christmas affair. Well, it was going to be, hence the quickly changed and not at all funny title. So instead we have a curious advert from Derbyshire County Council fostering service. Its all lovely and the couple are shown...

I wasn’t quite sure what would be my affair this week. It could have been something in the news but this week everything seems to be about horrific child abuse cases and that just makes me very sad. Also my opinions on it are probably the same (hopefully) as most people’s. So, I...

I’m late. There’s a surprise. But shut up you non-believers-in-me, soon it seems you will be hearing my dulcet tones on a podcast so that should more than satisfy you. Besides I was too busy on Saturday being molested by Coffield Brown and finding out that come the zombie...

So it’s not friday and nor is this really a post, please excuse the lazyness but here are two amazing articles written for the Guardian about comedy. One by a comedian, one not. David Mitchell (gods gift to panel shows) writes an amazing piece about Sachsgate… Here. An interesting...