PORN!

Anyone else bored of this story yet? For those living under a rock: Our Home Secretary Jacqui Smith’s husband has foolishly ordered some porn and put it on her government expenses form which of course means the whole world finds out.

While it was a pretty stupid thing to do, I really couldn’t care any less that her husband enjoys fake lesbians, and if people seriously think this is a legitimate reason to call for her resignation then they are quite simply ridiculous.

Olivia Lichtenstein of the Daily Mail seems to think that this very boring story warrants over 2000 words of faux-offended prose but I couldn’t write 2000 words about this story if I tried. Everyone watches porn. I watch porn. Porn is harmless and the number of women it degrades are equal to the number of women who enjoy it or choose to act in it.

So, lets get on a lovely tangent and have a good old chat about porn.