Super Sweet 16



When Vanity Lair came to an end I felt an empty feeling in my stomach, where would I fulfill that guilty pleasure of watching occasionally pretty and always narcissistic people make themselves look like absolute……I want to use the C word, but will settle for selfish twat faces. And now I have found it in the form of Super Sweet 16 UK, the American version has always amazed me, but I always put their spoilt and arrogant ways down to the American dream but the Uk edition is just as bad, if not worse.

Today I bore witness to a creature named Andre. This delightful fellow was so self involved his party was covered in his beautiful face and handed out signed pictures of himself to the crowd of friends that had gathered. His shinning moment however came when his mother went shopping for a car with him and when the sales women refused to let him hear the engine of a car he had no intention of buying he sat in the drving seat and refused to move. This may have been topped by his complete lack of dj skill which he insisted he was a master at because his mother said he was. Oh how delusional, but thank you for letting me feel better about myself.

However I did love Imogen’s party, she painted a horse to make it into a zebra.